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big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
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We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
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He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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