Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
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Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
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If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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