Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
