Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
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There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
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It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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