I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
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I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
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I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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