it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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