I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
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THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
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nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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