your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
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You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Watching her eat just hurts me
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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