for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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