They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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