Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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