dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Randomize
