Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
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hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
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Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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