Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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