I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
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You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
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Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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