i think my mom watched the whole time
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
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apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
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And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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