Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
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