and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Randomize