12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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