hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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