Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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