Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
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You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
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You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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