She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Randomize
