Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
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im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
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I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
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I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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