it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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