Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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