I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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