I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
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Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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