What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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