We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
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You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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