Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
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Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
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Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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