hotel room ftw
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
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I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
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Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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