Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Your penis caused this!
there is glitter all over my balls
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
