I understand Curling. That high.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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