normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
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