If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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