Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
So gin and wine won't be happening again
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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