I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
We had sex on a dog bed..
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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