I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
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I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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