how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
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I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
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I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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