why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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