come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
