Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
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We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
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In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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