Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
She just used a chaser for red wine.
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oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
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Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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