I'm laying in your front yard are you home
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I wish i was in the wii world.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
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Did I show you my penis last night?
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
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We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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