But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
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