is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
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