you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
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I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
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Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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