If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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