He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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