i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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