I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
You're like the curious george of whores
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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