also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
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then he tried to convert me to islam
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
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just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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