Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
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Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
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I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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