Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
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He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
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I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Ladies don't puke and tell
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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