ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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