he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
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