just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
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Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
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Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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